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    Victoria & Kenny | Iceland

    Victoria & Kenny | Iceland

    Well, what do you expect, mother?

    There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Across from where? Whoa, this guy’s straight? I’m a monster. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun.

    It’s called ‘taking advantage. ‘ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Steve Holt! Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Across from where? But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn’t that mean anything anymore?

    Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.

    Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” Michael! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Marry me.

    First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. I’m afraid I just blue myself. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Whoa, this guy’s straight?

    That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I hear the jury’s still out on science. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’m afraid I just blue myself.

    It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. Steve Holt! That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ No… but I’d like to be asked! Michael!

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